Could you be married to a mobster?

Take The "I Married A Mobster Quiz, written by our very own Mob Wife, Love Majewski.

Your husband takes you to dinner, where do you sit?

at the farthest table in the back of the restaurant

closet to the door

with your back to the door

with his back to the door

You chose: You chose:

You're strolling hand and hand with your husband down the street, where do you walk?

sidewalk with your husband towards the street and you on the inside

you on the outside facing the street for all to see

2 steps behind your husband

as far away from your husband as possible

You chose: You chose:

The safe in your home is referred to as the "gift box" because all it needs is a bow and it's the perfect present for a burglar and one stop shopping! So where do you keep your jewelry and money?

inside the ceiling panels

inside the stereo speakers

in your freezer

all of the above

You chose: You chose:

What would $50,000 - $100,00 bundled in a rubber band be called?

moolah

lucky charms

parsley

a brick

You chose: You chose:

What would your husband ALWAYS ask you to carry in your purse?

Kleenex

chapstick

his brick

a hairbrush

You chose: You chose:

What would your husband NEVER ask you to carry in your purse?

chicken parmigiana

cheese grater

toy pomeranian

tool, heat, gun, aka his piece

You chose: You chose:

Your husband doesn't come home from a night out, who do you call first?

his family

his friends

his lawyer

the hospitals

You chose: You chose:

Your husband says we gotta skip, where are you going?

on vacation

to rob a bank

the library

on the lam

You chose: You chose:

You suspect your husband is having an affair, who is he seeing?

his dentist

his accountant

his goomada

mistress

You chose: You chose:

The police come to your door, what do you ask them for?

papers (aka subpoenas, arrest warrants or search warrants)

an ice pack

can I leave now?

badges & ID

You chose: You chose:

Correct

Fuggedaboutit!
Are you sure you aren't working for the Feds?

Correct

You're a Donna Reed
Sorry sister you're not cut out for this crew. On the bright side you won't be spending any time in the visitors room of your local penitentiary anytime soon. Keep your apron on and bake some PTA cookies.

Correct

Red Lights!
Every and every once in a while you park in a handicap spot, but you still are not ready to be "made" into a mobsters wife.

Correct

You're on your way to being a Mini Mobette: Not a bad baby, but with a little polishing and a few more episodes of "I Married A Mobster" and you could definitely be ready to marry a mobster one day.

Correct

Baby G!
You're ready and you're no stranger to the street. You know the game and you may have even been in Staten Island once or twice.

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