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Guess the (Stupid) Truth Quiz

Goofy criminals commit goofy crimes which lead to goofy headlines. See if you can figure out which ONE of the headlines in each quiz question describes the actions of a real-life dummy featured in our Stupid Criminals blog.
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massage
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Massage Parlor Broadcasts Hidden Camera on the Internet

Fake "Massage Parlor Inspector" Wants Rubdown (and Cash)

Man Claims Aliens Probed Him at Massage Parlor

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This is why robbers and rubdowns should not mix.

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diner
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Air Balloon Robbery Escape Was "Poorly Thought Out"

Man Robs Bank Wearing Mask of Himself

Bank Robber Caught When He Skips Out on Restaurant Bill

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One man took the saying "Crime doesn't pay" far too literally.

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skull
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White-Collar Prisoners Protest Loss of Polo

"Escaped" Prisoner's Skeleton Found in Air Duct

Released From Prison (a Few Hours Pass) Back in Prison

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Who would have thought a prison girlfriend could go so wrong?

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driving
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Son Robs Store, Mom Drives Getaway Car

Serial Killer's Mom Swears He's “A Good Boy”

Mother Sets U.S. Record With 18 Children in Jail Simultaneously

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Mothers and sons should try to find activities that they can do together

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kiss
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Granny Bank Robber's Pregnant Disguise Fools No One

Denied a Kiss, 92-Year-Old Woman Shoots Up His Home

Woman Claims to Be Bonnie From Bonnie & Clyde

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We've only just be … GUN!

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beer in the car
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Man Brings Beer to Drunk Driving Hearing

Four Out of Five Shoplifters Found to Be Drunk

Criminals Most Likely to Drink Light Beer? Muggers!

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Some people just need five beers to loosen up.

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wedding
Guess the (Stupid) Truth…

Man Mistakenly Marries Mannequin

Facebook Wedding Pics Doom Bigamist

Dieting Bride Poisons Wedding Cake for Spite

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Sometimes Facebook's "It's Complicated" status doesn't begin to explain the situation.

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frying pan
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Woman Chases Mugger, Throttles Him Good

“Taming of the Shrew” Production Ends in Domestic Violence

Frying Pan Swashbucklers Face Pennsylvania Pokie

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Very few emotions are best expressed with a frying pan to the noggin.

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bank teller
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Naked Man Robs Bank

Bank Robber Presents Two Forms of ID

Bank Robbers Wore "Bearded Nun" Disguise

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Wouldn't it be nice if every criminal let police know how to contact them later?

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goldfish
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Teen Burglar Whacks "Witness Fish"

Blind Man Trains Guide Dog to Purse Snatch

Carrier Pigeon Killed by Stolen Exploding-Dye Cash

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This young man may have been confused by the mob term "sleeps with the fishes" for deceased witnesses.

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money
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Photocopied Cash: A Good Idea on Paper?

Safety Deposit Box Held Millions – in Monopoly Money

Man Who Counterfeited Ones Lost Money on Each Bill

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Printing one's own money is the number two fantasy of most people we know.

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short order cook
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Man Slaps Waiter Who Brought Him Liver

Man Berates Restaurant Customers for Not Finishing Their Meals

Man Fires Gun to Protest Slow Service

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Sure, it's wrong. But sometimes you just know that waiter is ignoring you!

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shopping
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"Don't Call Me a Shoplifter" Begs Shoplifter

Obese Woman Revealed to Be Skinny Shoplifter

Wheelchair-Bound Romeo Steals Bras for Jailbird Juliet

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Roses are red; violets are blue; I pilfered these undies, just for you.

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alligator
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"Watchgator" Seized in Pot Bust

Stoned Suspect Hires Parrot as Lawyer

DUI Suspect Claims Alien Abduction

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Like alligators, drug dealers resist the natural tendency to evolve.

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Guinea Pig
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Roadside Chili Stand Serves Meat From "No Known Earthly Creature"

Importer: "Frozen Guinea Pig Meat Was a Big Mistake"

Did Terrorist Restaurant Owner Serve Bacon Made From American Eagle?

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If you eat regular pig, is it hypocritical to look down on guinea pig?

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telephone
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Imprisoned Man Charges Government With Kidnapping

Mugger Charges Resisting Victim With Assault

Intruder Calls 911 for Protection From Homeowner

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Did you ever notice how people really hate it when you break into their home?

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man on computer
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Facebook Status Update Lands Couple in Jail

Twitter Bans Manson

Utah Prison Features "Cellbook" Social Network

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On Facebook, it's our guess that 3 out of 5 people connecting with their high school sweethearts go from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated."

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thin mints
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Cake Thief Eats All Evidence Against Her

Hungry Woman Unleashes Thin-Mint Beat Down

Man Blames Ice Cream Brain Freeze for Killing Spree

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Her tooth may have been sweet, but her disposition was anything but.

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chicken suit
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83-Year-Old Greeter Robs Walmart

Grandmother Charged With Grand Theft

Man Sues Bar That Claimed He Was "Too Old to Drink There"

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"Hi, I'll be your greeter today. Give me all your money!"

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wig
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"Bad Toupee Gang" Wreaks Havoc Throughout Arkansas

Bank Teller Demands to Be Called "Financial Engineer"

Nervous Bank Robber Fails to Notice Monopoly Money

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Don't beat yourself up if you missed this one. They are all untrue. This was our April Fools Day entry.

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