Could you be married to a mobster?
Take the 'I Married A Mobster Quiz', written by our very own mob wife, Love Majewski.
Question 1 of 10
Your husband takes you to dinner, where do you sit?
... Correct: with your back to the door
Question 2 of 10
You're strolling hand and hand with your husbad down the steet, where do you walk?
... Correct: sidewalk with your husband towards the street and you on the inside
Question 3 of 10
The safe in your home is referred to as the "gift box" because all it needs is a bow and it's the perfect present for a burglar and one stop shopping? So where do you keep your jewelry and money?
... Correct: all of the above
Question 4 of 10
What would $50,000 - $100,000 bundled in a rubber band be called?
... Correct: a brick
Question 5 of 10
What would your husband always ask you to carry in your purse?
... Correct: his brick
Question 6 of 10
What would your husband never ask you to carry in your purse?
... Correct: tool, heat, gun, aka his piece
Question 7 of 10
Your husband doesn't come home from a night out, who do you call first?
... Correct: his lawyer
Question 8 of 10
Your husband says we gotta skip, where are you going?
... Correct: on the lam
Question 9 of 10
You suspect your husband is having an affair. Who is he seeing?
... Correct: his goomada
Question 10 of 10
The police come to your door, what do you ask them for?
... Correct: papers (a.k.a subpoenas, arrest warrants or search warrants)
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